Total Medals Earned: 111 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,095 Points
Medals Earned: 10/13 (50/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Watch all animations
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/40 points)
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
You looked at the credits, yay!
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/390 points)
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 23/45 (155/500 points)
Killed 20 enemies
Killed 2 enemies at once
Sticker (Common): Alien Hominid
Sticker (Common): Green Knight
Sticker (Common): Grunt
Sticker (Common): The Player
Sticker (Common): Tom
Sticker (Epic): Cat Dad
Sticker (Rare): Edd
Sticker (Rare): Hank
Sticker (Rare): Pico
Sticker (Rare): Racoon
Sticker (Uncommon): Beefy Villager
Sticker (Uncommon): Boyfriend
Sticker (Uncommon): Hominid Agent
Sticker (Uncommon): Matt
Sticker (Uncommon): The Tank
Win 10 rounds
Beat 10 rounds!
Killed 50 enemies
Win a game of Pico Roulette!
Survived for 1+ miles!
Survived for 5+ miles!
Killed 3 enemies at once
Sticker (Epic): Gold Whale
Sticker (Epic): Necromancer
Sticker (Epic): Tord
Sticker (Epic): Tricky
Sticker (Rare): Orange Knight
Win a game of Castle Crashers VS!
Killed 30+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 4 enemies at once
Killed 5 enemies at once
Killed 6 enemies at once
Escaped the magma!
Break 100 blocks!
Broke 500 blocks!
Win 25 rounds
Killed 100 enemies!
Killed 50+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 7 enemies at once!
Crossed the finish line! (~12 miles)
Win 50 rounds
Killed 100+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Win 100 rounds!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Played on Piconjo Day (6/9)
You're damn right
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/100 points)
Elected as President.
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Medals Earned: 9/25 (90/250 points)
KILL Levi Ramirez
KILL Connor Grail
KILL nokoi
KILL SomeApe
KILL heyopc
KILL poptaffy
KILL ayekerik
KILL Carter Sterling
KILL Shal
KILL plufmot
KILL Stepford
KILL EpicJohn11
KILL Jack
KILL Zizou
KILL conundrym
KILL Droid
KILL MigMoog
KILL Andyl4nd
KILL meulinex
KILL SlickRamen
KILL Tom Fulp
KILL VoicesByCorey
KILL Xinxinix
KILL PsychoGoldfish
KILL Will